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Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bruh…
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
O_o
Simi Valley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
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Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Anonymous
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Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Clare
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
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strizz18 0
what about fisting?
Cinn_fml 23
Sometimes I can't help but think some people need to lighten up during sex... The only way this is even remotely a problem is if you asked him to be romantic before you started, and even then he was more likely just trying to make you laugh or something...
dudeitsdanny 10
If it's a turn-off, it's a turn-off. It's not about lightening up, it's about what kills your libido. I'd probably get instantly soft, if my girlfriend started talking in a Jersey accent during sex.. Which I'm so glad she doesn't have since she's from a city right outside where Jersey Shore is filmed.
grumpybarista 0
Agreed, Cinn. Sex and romance doesn't exclude having fun and even being silly. You get closer to each other when you feel at ease to truly be yourselves. It's not just a time to coo and nuzzle; it's about having fun and enjoying each other. Learn to be more playful in bed, op.
Cinn_fml 23
That's a good point tbf, Danny, a turn-off is a turn-off. But to me it still sounds like the OP's making a bigger deal of this than necessary.
Ravemonster 0
The Situation?
nyrangers1022 6
fish pumping is stupid no matter wut time it is
YayorNay 8
Fist pumping hurts.
bryan1992 0
hahaha fail!
muchagente 5
if you keep calling it "explaining something" if you're only stating your opinion i see not much future in any of your relationships.
Mistery510 6
awesome!!!
TheresNoEffingwa 7
you look like you fist pump
ospeltz1 0
that depends, is he double fist pumping or just regular?
Jaxon26 0
Why the **** would it matter?
Lolzords 11
Where was he pumping his fist?