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Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bruh…
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
O_o
Simi Valley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Clare
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
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Comments (173)
missfamousstar11 0
Jersey Shore style Hun(:
EvilPotato 15
I dunno OP I think that's pretty hot.
jjasson1296 0
yes it is
djlolo1129 0
unless ur on the jersey shore
blinkingstarlet 15
YDI for marrying a toolbag
Brooke19 0
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i pictured that and laughed my head off. hilarious.
Oreogasm 5
who does he think he is, Kobe Bryant?
Jaxon26 0
No, probably The Situation.
2PiNK7 0
it's either fist pumping or screaming "Score!", I'll go with the fist pumping.
rainport 0
it isnt??
iLikeBoyes22 0
ahahahaha mad props to your boyfriend