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Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bruh…
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
O_o
Simi Valley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Clare
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
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Comments (173)
aerogxt 7
-.- Check please!!
SighMaster3000 4
Well next time get on top and fist pump the entire time. Then he will see what it's like!
dolcebaby 0
LOL shitty deal for you.
Bossman11 6
you're really cute
HomeAl0ne 20
He was probably doing it wrong then. You need to be very relaxed and he needs to put lots of lube on his hand first. Oh, wait....
rsmedley2222 0
haha nice man.... I think it's romantic. come to my house;)
Yousuck24 21
Hey! All Australians do it!
Tjerk 2
why don't you fistpump together? sex is supposed to be a party right? turn up teh bazzz
musicchick1712 0
You're in a relationship with The Situation? Damnnnnnn girl
zembof 3
hey a win is a win
olpally 33
jersey shore fist pump during sex = fail at life.. lol