Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
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Top comments
Brozain 0
Pssh, what an ass.
favabean05 0
I'd have thrown a snowball at him. What an asshole.
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Comments (43)
Brozain 0
Pssh, what an ass.
0___0 9
lolololol @ Acid
carnal_deviance 0
jol @ the fucktard who said "lolololol @ Acid" XD you're ****** retarded XD :D [and no, i didn't misspell "lol" i said jol. . .suck it. . .don't know what it means? then you're stupid XD]
GetBackJojo 0
so #8, did you just **** Out Loud?
hawxfighter_fml 0
lol
Chocolate_Chunk 2
he obviously Jerked Off Laughing
TheFifthWitness 0
These comments confuse me :/ but anyway, that guy is an ass.
ceilingcat 0
Wow, what an asshole!
favabean05 0
I'd have thrown a snowball at him. What an asshole.
3daysgrace 0
lol #2. i agree. you should have shouted "you dick. i dont own a car!"
RenRen_fml 0
You should have thrown snow at his face and flipped him off.
Shadow_Sniper 0
"Today, I was late to work after some idiot decided to cross the street during a green light. Later that day, I was fired from my job. FML."
girI 20
Umm, it says that OP was waiting for a green light, not crossing during the drivers green light...
tedrtbone 0
snowball his ignorant face