Today, a stray cat climbed up into my car's engine for shelter at some point last night. Guess how I found out this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into my truck after a long day at work, only to notice that a large section of the seats and doors had been destroyed by a feral cat that had somehow gotten trapped inside. I’m still not sure how it got in. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, my cat got outside and had the bright idea to walk in the middle of the road, right as a car was coming. The driver didn't notice him, so I had to sprint over there, leap into the road, and toss my cat to safety. He's fine, aside from being soaked (he landed in a puddle), but I've felt better. FML
Today, I got in my car. When I sat down, I realized a cat had got in the back seat. The cat startled me so I jumped out and slammed the door. Locking myself out. I watched the cat scratch my seats up for an hour. I'm highly allergic to cats. I can't get in my own car without breaking out in hives. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
Today, as I returned from work, a cat was meowing at me in a bush. I said hi to it and walked inside. Then I noticed one of my cats was nowhere to be found. After a bit of panicking, I finally figured out that cat in the bush was MY cat, and he was meowing because he was stuck. I don't know how he got outside. FML
Today, my cat thought it would be a GREAT idea to sleep in my bag. I only found out when I was driving to work. He isn’t allowed outside. FML
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JasonThorn 23
I remember a guy hearing a strange noise from the car, popped the hood, and saw a kitten resting on the air filter. They adopted it and named it Carburetor.
dasin 18
becuase it meowd till you let it out? cat must of been so freightened
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Shredded bits of fur and cat flesh flew from your heating vents into your face? Let me know what I've won. I love guessing games!
dasin 18
becuase it meowd till you let it out? cat must of been so freightened
JasonThorn 23
I remember a guy hearing a strange noise from the car, popped the hood, and saw a kitten resting on the air filter. They adopted it and named it Carburetor.
giraffe_poop 8
Whew, the kitten got lucky. It was probably grateful to the family for saving it.
rainbowdonnareed 18
If you know strays are around why don't you check? I hope it wasn't hurt
Warp1978 15
Because if I checked everytime I wanted to leave the house I'd never get anywhere
Regis Bent 12
You could easily say the same thing about any wildlife. Do you check the hood of your vehicle or wheel wells before you go for a drive? If a cat could get under a hood so cold a toddler, especially in the wheel wells of a car
giraffe_poop 8
...over here with popcorn waiting for the answer 😂
bound101 7
chew quietly please
DoctorPALO 14
I hope in the future you'll always check before this happens again.
OrySoma 11
dead cat?
raven_of_azarath 35
And this is why you always check under your hood or at least honk your horn with your keys before staring your car in the cold.