Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
zahra_786 19
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !
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Comments (64)
sassy2085 16
Looks like you need a new alarm clock brother alarm clocks are notoriously unreliable.
worldclassrager 41
Back up alarm...but someone should have seen you...but looking back at this is would be a good laugh...
RonnieG 10
hit the bottle a little too hard at the bachelor party last night, huh?
notsofriendly 17
If you were my groom I'd have hunted your tail down!
HAno97 12
ohh no, hope everything worked out:)
DFresh503 8
Alarms were made for a reason
magickiss87 22
Waking to an alarm with a migraine can make you vomit or if the migraine had let up a bit it could bring it right back..
lailapollooza 5
Ever heard of an alarm clock, you nitwit?!
GenH2105 14
How in the hell does this even happen? There are SO many things that should have taken place in order to prevent this (i.e. setting an/several alarm(s) for yourself, having the ceremony start and consequently reminding your brother that, oh shit, the groom is napping...other people should've gone looking for you...). Wth, man?! Just seems to me like you don't care. Who cares about your brother, even? This was your responsibility! If I was your fiancée, I would never forgive you for that.
askingandy 23
I'm assuming OP didn't nap in his suit and wanted that hour before the ceremony to get dressed and prepare himself, so he would've been late even if the ceremony was what reminded the brother to wake the groom.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Slap your brother. You'll feel better.
DucksOnQuack13 3
This sounds like it could be a really bad situation, I hope everything worked out op and if it does then I bet you'll be laughing about this in no time.