Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
zahra_786 19
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !
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Comments (64)
BrookieAnn 19
That sucks :(
michelleJ11 25
If only there was a button for that. Oh wait ...
threer 30
If only there was a button for "I've seen this comment a hundred ******* times"...
Wolstenholme 11
That's terrible, I feel sorry for you. But you couldn't have used an alarm, or let at least a few people know you were going to take a nap?
4ube_fml 6
Ydi, you have a phone, set an alarm.
esines 9
Not everyone has a smart phone
love_me_electric 20
I didn't see "posted by mobile" anywhere on here, how do you know he has a cell phone?
ksks1234 33
29-- I think it is a pretty safe bet to assume he has a cell phone.
lysx84 24
Sounds like a mad stag-do gone wrong. His brother was probably hungover too!
ladyvidel 19
That sucks, but at the same time you deserve it for not setting an alarm clock.
ghil15 8
you need a very good excuse for that! cause who fall asleep the day of their wedding not unless your not really into her..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
How your could brother forget something that important is beyond me... However, you should have set an alarm just in case. Hope everything went well anyway.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Where did you sleep that panicking people couldn't find you at all? Or call your phone to wake you?
dinagdotphoto 13
How its it possible t to "forget" to wake the groom for the wedding your brother was probably attending?.. FYL, OP. Not for missing youe own wedding, but for being part of a "family" like that.
jhs578650 9
It sucks that your brother didn't wake you, but ultimately it is your responsibility to make it to your ceremony on time. You should have set an alarm. At the very least you should have chosen your best man more wisely. I say that only because your best man should have been at your side pretty much the entire day.