Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!
zahra_786 19
Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !
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Comments (64)
ade19952014 1
Yell at your brother lol
keys92r 1
If your wedding was so important you should have set an alarm
loganberrybat 11
I'm not entirely sure why people at saying your life sucks for this... It's totally your own fault!!
doglover100 29
Did no one come looking for you?
fantasyworld 39
No one bothered to look for you?
magickiss87 22
Excederin migraine and coffee work wonders! I get migraines often - the kind that stop you in your tracks and can make you violently sick. When they get really bad, I take three tablets with a full glass of water then I drink a cup or two of coffee. Within a half hour's time I'm much much better.
holly_fly 34
Seriously, why do people keep saying alarm? If you've got a severe headache, do you want an alarm to start going off? Didn't think so. Now, if I were OP, I would have told brother, but also best man, dad, close friend, and a few others just in case. But in all, it's not that bad, unless he woke up so late everybody had left.