Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML
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shinicat 11
Silly kids, Batman and Spiderman can't fly. I hope they're ok though
fleg 9
How about you watch your children so stuff like that doesn't happen?
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Comments (332)
Eoin741 0
That will teach you to make your kids batman and spiderman
doogy15 11
They forgot there tight line and web!!
ndhin831 2
lol, you'd expect them to choose heroes who could fly
chilla4m3 6
I agree with the people who say that children learn not to do stupid things by making mistakes. I think the parents that worry about every single bump and bruise are doing more harm then good. There is nothing wrong with kissing the booboo....but if they don't get booboos they won't learn not to do certain things.
joa76 3
I agree that some parents are overprotective, but you don't HAVE to injure yourself not to learn to do stupid things. The worst injury I ever got as a kid was a skinned knee from falling while running on pavement. I knew better than to try and jump off a shed, and I didn't have to get a concussion to learn that. All I needed to know is I would've been in big trouble if I tried it. That kept me from doing it before I was old enough to reason it out.
fender412 1
Who names their kids Batman and Spiderman?
snafu63 0
so whose brains did they get yours or their father's?
RedHotMom26 3
Ummm, where were u at?!
thenima 3
I'm not so worried about Batman but your Spiderman could have easily been dead right now if he only had a "slight concussion"?! Obviously you're doing something wrong here cause you're not around to watch them...
moomoomeow2 7
I hope they get better!
lebronsucks 3
Haha lol!