Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side. Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left, I was carrying her downstairs and tripped. Try calling your parents from the hospital and explaining that their daughter, who can't even crawl yet, has a broken leg. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
It's not just kids that think that.
hady9090 0
That's just how little kids work I had to have my little brother pretend to beat me up so he would stop crying, and start laughing
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Comments (75)
lizzzie_fml 0
It's not just kids that think that.
amy397123 0
Exactly, people getting hurt is hilarious.
sublime93 0
Wait, you "realized" you broke your arm? You just happened to notice "oh look, my arm is broken...huh..." ?? Anyway this sounds like straight out of a sitcom.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
That's a big ole DUH. Have u not spent more that 2 minutes around a child. Never heard of America's Funniest Home Videos? It wasn't a show abt people telling jokes...get over it, LAME
davidDOOM 0
That's what fmylife was made for. To laugh at other people's pain and misery. And you did :D
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Everyone thinks that.And it's kinda heard not to. Sorry OP
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
That was supose to be hard not heard and it's not just kids everyone does it until they relise you r really hurt.
bubblemari 2
All kids are like that bro! :l it sucks!
bekahshae 0
No it doesn't suck! It's a part of what little kids are. Suck it up!
bubblemari 2
not really my sis nor bro is like dat!!
shrimper123 0
I hate when people type like you. "dat."As a matter of fact, it's "that" go back to first grade, douche.
hady9090 0
That's just how little kids work I had to have my little brother pretend to beat me up so he would stop crying, and start laughing
Siren_00 0
Pretty much all kids find other people getting injured funny.
M13LO 0
I agree with #1 it's not just kids that think that... I'm not a kid and I think that's hilarious!! lollollollollolloll
JRSpaniel 0
Kids do that. Sucks about your arm, though.
Fop 6
YDI for not knowing what to do to entertain kids (or any other people). Obviously, by the sheer amount of "Today, ________ I got hurt," on FML proves that it IS hilarious, no matter your age :P
MadeOfAwesome 1
You ended up entertaining them, why complain? xP
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
11th!!!
Ewolf89 0
Sounds like a tough crowd