Today, my 5 year-old twin boys decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, my 4-year-old twin sons discovered how to lock doors. They locked me out of the house while I was taking out the trash. I had to climb through the kitchen window, which they'd generously smeared with peanut butter. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
Today, my son has a habit of picking on his little brother when in a bad mood. I heard a massive crash and found him out cold with his little brother holding a homemade slingshot and a bunch of rocks. Apparently, in school they just learned about David and Goliath. FML
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shinicat 11
Silly kids, Batman and Spiderman can't fly. I hope they're ok though
fleg 9
How about you watch your children so stuff like that doesn't happen?
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Comments (332)
MyNameIsViet 15
Nananannana batman!
countrygirl626 16
Amazes me at the stupidity from the comments. When I was little, I did so many things. My parents watched me, but they also felt comfortable leaving me alone in the back yard because it was fenced in. I've stuck my head in bars on a table. I've tried to climb a wall like people do in spy shows in stuff. I've jumped from playground things. Shit happens, kids learn.
lilsawty2 8
Where were you when this happened?
mkcherry 14
People are such judgmental asses when it comes to someone else's parenting. You would swear these people never used the toilet, took a shower, brushed their teeth alone, ran inside for a phone call or anything else. They just sat in a corner and stared down their kids like guard dogs, every minute of the day. Even the best behave children will find ways to hurt themselves or goof and climbing a shed isn't exactly rocket science, nor would it had taken an hour unsupervised to accomplish. You can tell kids no but they will still climb trees/sheds etc and sometimes it takes learning the hard way (falling down and getting hurt) before they get the message. If you have a fenced in backyard w. a high fence and locked gate it is perfectly acceptable to let kids out by themselves for a few minutes (granted you don't have power tools/an open pool/ or other obvious hazards). This was impossible to predict and just a childhood accident. I sit in the living room withe sliding glass door open and let the children run in and out, the backyard is not a damn mine field.
alynn828 1
And who decided it was a good idea to let the kids outside unsupervised??
Elfkid21 19
Hahahha it really does suck that your boys got hurt and I hope they have a speedy recovery, but that is so adorably funny!! lol
ShadowSneaker360 16
Avengers have got two new members!
Blippety 23
Did anyone else find the first sentence hard to read at first because of the missing commas?
EchoSerenity 15
Sounds like Super Woman wasn't watching them..
quickit 24
Fighting crime together!