Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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core01 30
Real boxing moves taught to children without the gear or padding to soften falls/blows = stupid parenting
tiptoppc 21
You just witnessed the birth of the “One-Punch man…”
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tiptoppc 21
You just witnessed the birth of the “One-Punch man…”
core01 30
Real boxing moves taught to children without the gear or padding to soften falls/blows = stupid parenting
BurnInDemonFire 39
Way to go, you stupid bastard.