Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
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Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML
Today, during a long flight, I tried to discreetly pass gas. Instead, I misjudged the pressure and ended up making a loud noise that everyone around me seemingly heard. To make matters worse, the flight attendant asked if everything was OK. Now I’m probably remembered as "Farts on a plane." FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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Top comments
damon199 0
the little girl was right...
tacobird123 7
Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.
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Comments (30)
tacobird123 7
Hahaha wow, sounds like that little girl needs some manners.
iSCREAMMM 0
It's okay for him to scream, he's most probably a ladyboy.
kei1108 13
why would you associate women with screaming?? ugh. aren't men allowed to get scared too? whatever. stereotypes are the worst.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
stop screaming like a G6
kristineszLIFE 0
Peter's genitalia :D
damon199 0
the little girl was right...
iSCREAMMM 0
And the little girl was tight.
fruitschinpo 0
And the little girl decided it was that the time was ripe .. to make a fool outta OP and give him a fright :) HAHAHAHA. IM AWESOME :D
stevenmx86 8
You are a sissy..
knibbsy 4
YDI. I hope you shat yourself too. Hopefully it was the real wet variety of feces too, that way it will really permeate in your underwear and pants, unlike the dry variety where you can likely just pick the log out of your underpants and sustain only minor damage.
IRULE010 13
If you're going to insult someone, at least use correct grammar. 'Faeces'.
Tikwichka 5
And if you are going to correct someone, at least check their nationality first. Spellings differ between countries, moron.
knibbsy 4
If you're going to attempt to correct me, at least realize that feces is the correct spelling in my country. Also, it would have been a spelling error, not a grammatical error. Fool.
Zmeilerr 22
I think both of you should shut the hell up. neither of you know what you're talking about.
knibbsy 4
Oh you're absolutely right 11, I have no idea how to properly spell words in my country. Let me escape from this rock I've been living under my entire life.
IRULE010 13
My mistake. I am beaten and humiliated. I will try to myself better next time. My apologies sir.
mommyhearts2boys 0
and how do u know what country he is from cause the is a pa in the USA u know
IRULE010 13
Please read above. I have acknowledged that I was wrong and have apologised to knibbsy for my mistake.
iSCREAMMM 0
Damn it, I hate grammar Nazis.
jsnakes12 0
he spelled it (British smartass)
topaz554 6
you people are acting like a bunch of 10 year old girls fighting.Just stop.
calvin10 0
that's cause you are!!
Emmaa01 5
lmao.
akd1v 0
nice shirt
DakotaCat 4
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahahaahhaha! sissy..
SisyphereanTask 2
I have no patience for people who scream when they're frightened. Grow the hell up. YDI.
xxmollyxx 25
Everyone? Can't have been a very big plane if they all heard you.
ImaginaryFoe 1
"Screamed at the top of my lungs" in an enclosed space with a terse environment. Go right ahead and scream on an airplane; I'll bet that you get everyone's attention real quick.
xxmollyxx 25
Fair enough, I assumed they laughed at her sissy remark.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I did too but I just thought that the scream would attract attention and so everyone would be looking and listening.
xxmollyxx 25
You're wiser than me :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
Maybe I've just flown more. ;) No one has actually screamed on any of the flights I've been on but there is virtually no privacy. Besides, OP probably exaggerated when she said "everyone" laughed.
zemo999 0
I laughed too....LoL