Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
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Comments (85)
weveallbeenthere 30
be happy with what you have, someone will like them they way they are.
jazzy_123 20
maybe she has a big butt! Some girls got no boobs, but have an ass and others have no ass but got big boobs (:
limabeans101029 21
That wasn't the point 42. The point is that it doesn't matter how big OP's boobs are at all. Yes some girls have small boobs and a big butt, and some girls have big boobs and a small butt but not everyone fits into those categories. You don't NEED to have either big boobs or a big butt to be attractive.
jazzy_123 20
I know you don't need that to be attractive. I was just trying to say something positive but I guess you guys didn't see it that way. it's ok lol
PrinceAli2016 3
Don't worry, guys will look no matter what size they are, we really are pigs. Lol
metheonlyb 17
Amen to that!
mvc3ftw 17
Why would you call yourself a pig? I think that's a bit derogatory, don't you?
False_Stupidity 42
I wish I was a pig! Did you know pigs can experience an ****** that lasts 30 mins?
RedPillSucks 33
I seriously don't want to know how you know that...
abhi95 31
Hey boobs are boobs! We love em.. Its like money! All money is nice!
TrippingOnAcid 29
Except no money...therefore I'm not sure your comparison is going to help OP all that much;)
abhi95 31
Well.. If says op has small boobs.. Not no boobs!
Wizardo 34
In the end the guy/girl that gets to touch them will not complain for size does not matter and they will pretty much cry in happiness cos bewbs.
ploppe00 2
I would like them boobies! I love boobies! Big or small does not matter at all!
ChristianH39 30
Don't worry, big boobs aren't everything OP. I'd be more worried that your friend made you feel so insecure, if it's a common occurrence
Spark_Slicker 19
Hey, look at the bright side. As you get older they won't sag as much as larger breasts do.
Mauskau 36
After 10 years of having boobs, I can tell you that I definitely preferred them when they were smaller. I thought they were annoyingly big at a C cup, now I'm an E/F. Enjoy your smaller boobs, they stay perky.
Shadowbay 18
One day that friend is going to be jealous of you I'm sure... all the cutest bras are for the smaller boobs!! Can never find cute ones my size anyways :)
Mauskau 36
The ones for my size all seem to cover the entire boob and look like granny bras. Unless I spend over £50 a bra :( I miss smaller boobs.
Shadowbay 18
And sometimes the support is just lacking with those granny bras I swear XD never want to let go of the good ones you come across
SweetestHeart93 18
my mom can agree with you about the cute bras being for smaller boobs ( im in the itty bitty titty committee myself lol) but yeah my mom has big boobs and she hates the bras in her size because she doesnt want to feel like her boobs are in a safari or whatever lol
tazrek01 6
no boobs for you!