Today, I dumped my boyfriend before school for not putting enough effort into this relationship. He said okay, and then HE WAS WALKING WITH A WHOLE NEW GIRL AT SCHOOL. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
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Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML
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The_Real_Cvh 10
A whole new girl!?! That bastard! He should only be allowed to walk with half of a new girl…
UnbrokenRose 13
He's single again, so he can be around whoever he wants. Welcome to the real world, kiddo. 😂
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Comments (7)
DLBL 23
That's gotta hurt. Sorry, he was just not that into you. Also, he was just walking with a girl, not mashing in the grass.
009bouris 5
I’m confused did you still want to be with him I thought you were the one who broke it off
The_Real_Cvh 10
A whole new girl!?! That bastard! He should only be allowed to walk with half of a new girl…
UnbrokenRose 13
He's single again, so he can be around whoever he wants. Welcome to the real world, kiddo. 😂
Thaylok 17
Ahh playing games already. What did you think would happen? He'd come crawling and crying back to you? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Here's yours: YDI
tiptoppc 21
r/OhNoConsequences!
d j mom 9
sorry to break it to you but all that effort he wasn't putting into you was already being put into her.