Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
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Comments (85)
lbguitarist 7
Look at the bright side OP: small boobs means sleeping on your belly at night. That shit is magical.
AlliTheKat 27
Don't worry OP, your time will come :). The women in my family were worried I wouldn't fill out either, only I didn't know that was a concern /.
daveygrohlton 4
I think small boobs are nicer looking. Don't worry about it!
gingerface81 16
I have small boobs and they have so many advantages, such as they don't give you back problems and you can fit into tops easier :)
Tannasgh 22
You shouldn't worry about size. What is important is whether they do what you need em too.
tehdarkness 21
Chin up! Life's too short to be upset over nothing.
sugarmonster42 7
Small boobs > large boobs. Just sayin. You're fine!
babyseastar 5
You can be president of the Ity-Bity-Tittie-Committee !!!
girlbye23 15
God bless you :')
jdlanam87 9
Omg who cares they are just ****. If someone doesn't like you bc they are too small well then you shouldn't be with that person they want you for the wrong things. And most men say more than a mouthful... Also any man I've been with has said it really didn't matter they just liked boobies. Big and small they like em all.
imkool136 22
Well put..