Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
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Comments (85)
B6LLT 14
so... what, do they shrink?
strangeite 4
Absolutely nothing wrong with having small boobs, but if your friends joking makes you uncomfortable let them know.
ilovewhatwehave 2
be glad you dont have big boobs. ove beeb a DDD since i started 9th grade..
DemosthenesMB 13
Dear boys; please stop saying that "boobs are boobs" and "whoever gets to touch them won't care." Yes, we know breast size doesn't matter, but you don't have to get creepy about it
MrHernandez530 10
I feel em any any day and size OP just being honest it's human nature! So don't feel to bad about it ok
Saraishi 25
Grandmas can be mean like that. Just try to ignore her.
jdwmoore 5
what type of friend is that?
whynotbliss 18
I'm not the only guy in the world that prefers small boobs... It's just my thing, A's and B's.
advanceinsane 2
But there's nothing wrong with small boobs?
CaitlinStar20 3
You would rather have small boobs than D cups, trust me. I'm slender, but since I have really big boobs, clothing fits me weirdly. Some tops and bikinis make me look like a prostitute. I've even consider getting a reduction.