Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML
Today, we had a group of friends over, as well as my grandma. She started talking about me when I was a kid, when I suddenly heard her saying, "Well, yeah, she wasn’t a beautiful child, not at all, she looked.… OK." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I found out that my extremely-flat chested cousin recently got a boob job. When my mom found out, she said "Oh that's great! They look so good!". Then she looks at me and tells me that I should get one. Everyone including my own mother thinks I should get a boob job. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Panndama 7
Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)
Paradoxxxx 16
boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter
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Comments (85)
Jett_Porkins 8
boobs are boobs no matter what size they are
BvbArmy_0 18
I know how you feel OP my friends do this to me and it makes me feel like less than a woman
Mynamewontfi 40
Boobs don't define you as a woman. You're as womanly as you feel you are.
skyeyez9 25
They are not friends if they tease you knowing it hurts your feelings. They are assholes.
syed121417 22
I say screw that. Boob size should not affect your opinion on your femininity. I see so many girls who have large breasts, but are trashy as hell and let guys disrespectful hem for their body. That's not feminine at all. You know what's really feminine? Loving your body
IneededAName99 5
Don't worry, a lot've guys prefer smaller boobs. I know I do.
trex454 21
I wat prefer small boobs. don't let it worry you. :D
jazzy_123 20
7, that's true. Some guys care about how big our butt is lol
MrDonSalvetti 27
It doens't matter how big they are! Boobs are boobs and they're awesome! So keep your head up! ;)
swedeNix 13
Tbh me and lots of guys i know prefer small and firm over huge... Just saying:)
KingofBogans 7
Any more than a handful is a waste
capsizedatsea 15
Big cup sizes can be annoying! I'm a 28F so I have to deal with the small back size as well. If a shop went down to my back size they would only go up to a D or DD cup size and most shops only start their back sizes at 32. I have to go to a special shop to get mine and quite often the straps are really thick which is annoying when they show with certain tops and dresses. Also I am only 17 and I will have to deal with this forever! You're lucky you can go to any shop!
syed121417 22
Girl if feel your pain and I'm sorry. My size isn't as bad but I'm a 32D and it's so hard of find sizes
RedPillSucks 33
Breast reduction surgery may be an option.
synsam 4
big boobs sag way sooner than you think or want.