Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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texmas 0
Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.
PureGold 0
Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.
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Comments (210)
FTL 0
Rude. That's not an FML. That's more like an FMD (F my dbaggery).
redbluegreen 41
I can't believe there are people out there who are as stupid as you. You don't go out and say that kind of thing about someone, as if you're better then them. You're a shallow asshole, and now everyone knows it.
Curtieeeez 0
#22, gimme proof Karma doesn't exist. But yeah, YDI. Don't be such an ass next time.
Phallus_fml 0
EPIC FAIL
senia_fml 0
lmfao. tooooooo funny.
ci120 0
#15 it figures that you're a mets fan #19 you are so right on! Red sox fans are disgusting.
Jasper_fml 0
a yankees game? thats when i stopped reading.
Minstrels 0
Well, aren't you just a little bitch?
stc6389 0
First, why would you say that your a complete idiot. Second, screw you number 12!
coffeennicotine 0
Well, as soon as you said "Yankees Game" I knew that you were going to do something to make a total and complete dumbass of yourself, but seriously, you're a rude little bitch. I hope that guy beat your ass.