Today, my dad took me to a Yankees game at the new Yankee Stadium. During the 5th inning the camera crew put a man on the big screen. I yelled out, "Look at that ugly asshole!" It was the guy sitting 4 seats to the left of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I was at a soccer game when some guys walking behind me yelled that I had a nice ass. I then heard someone shout, "Hey, assholes. That's my daughter." He yelled at them for quite a while. He wasn't my dad, just some weird dude. FML
Today, I went to the Giants game. During the seventh inning stretch, they showed me on the jumbotron. It was just in time for the entire stadium to see me pull a tampon out of my purse. FML
Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I was in Barnes & Noble and some asshole was walking around with his phone on speaker to hear the baseball game. That asshole was my husband. FML
Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
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texmas 0
Dumbass. Because it would have OTHERWISE been so acceptable.
PureGold 0
Wow, why would you yell out something like that? Next time, think before you blurt out whatever's in your head. While you may not consider yourself ugly, everyone who was sitting around you at the game now thinks you're an asshole. And soon everyone on FML will, too. Good job.
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ashbash92 0
If I was the man 4 seats away from you, I'd get up and punch you. Haha.
coolkicker1 0
I was just moderating FML's and the guy you insulted posted saying how he just got divorced and that was his first time out of the house since it happened. Good job you little piece of shit.
NorfolkDude 2
One time when I was little, I screamed to the top of my lungs in the car, "Dad, look at that whale!" The windows were down, and the person next to us was massive. lol. It was just an awkward pause, followed by rolling up the windows.
MrMushroom 0
How can such a lame person be a fan of the awesome team?
x0xcarolinex0x 4
you're just jealous they didn't put you on screen... then someone else could have said: "look at the ugly asshole!" to you. you deserve it.
SergioFML 0
I would sooooo ******* do the same thing. xD lmafoo! I lol'ed
A7X5989 0
YDI for not capitalizing Yankee and Yankee Stadium...
xstaticdelta 6
ur an ass thats all I have to say
karmas_a_bitch 0
FYL no. FHL ur so mean
Djc1412 0
i would expect nothing more from a Yankees fan. YANKEES SUCK