Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML
Today, I was selected to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. I practiced every evening for two weeks. In front of hundreds of people, I got so nervous that I let go of the ball behind me instead of towards homeplate. The mascot had to retrieve it. FML
Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
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forest1wolf 9
thats one pimp grandpa
daysgoby902 6
I think your grandpa sounds Awesome, he's old let him live and maybe you should learn to laugh a little
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Comments (238)
chiewgor 0
whoa!! :o crazy person xD
Keyman1212 14
He probably just had a WWII flashback and was actually in his mind waving his leg around at Hitler doing a ballroom jig.
volley4eva1698 0
he sounds like my kinda grandpa
GuitarFail123 9
haha i wanna party with tht guy!xD
takanuva0123 0
Why did you take your senile grandpa to a baseball game not expecting this?
Zeek63 0
it could have been worse like that guy that died because he fell out of the stands and in-between the scoreboard 20 ft trying to catch a ball...
Keyman1212 14
That happened last night. Saw it on the local news. And I'm going to that same stadium tomorrow haha
supermankisses 1
If you're happy and you know it, wave your... leg?
RetardedBullFrog 4
I'd rather have a crazy supportive granpa than a negative nancy granpa.
ArentICute 0
Now that's what I call team spirit.
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
29- who said anything about ops granda being senile. not old people are mental you know
theaws0m3guy 4
Now that's what I call a fake! Zing!
troIIolol 0
and thiz is a fml why??
nahgemoohc 17
he's so cute!!! but maybe not for OP at that point in time:P
chrispyy21 0
ol granpa shud fist sum gurls wit da legg KEKEKEKEKEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sneeze_watch 19
I don't see how this is an FML. He sounds pretty awesome.
Imapean19 4
At least it wasn't his teeth
Tommananaze6T9 4
i luv crazy old farts like that
Bright_Lights 14
You love crazy old farts? Ew.
luvtheknot 6
Tthank you for uploading this I haven't laughed that hard in ages, best FML ever.
marchelle001 0
Grandpa= WINNING !!!
tjv3 10
your grandpa rocks. my coworker goes tubing on the river sometimes and takes her leg off and uses it to hold her beer and drinks out of it.
justynicole 0
can I adopt your grandpa? he sounds like the life of a party!
Molord1 0
suck his leg
smurfsarwales 9
agreed. maybe op needs some practice and it will calm the grandpa down.
takanuva0123 0
You are a royal dumbass, and a good one at that :D
xlord 27
I think there is a direct correlation between wanting a top comment and the stupidity of the comment
CsDy1395 6
Graph it and find out
NOLA_Darling504 0
Your Grandpa sounds awesome. I don't get what your problem is with this. OP.
Molord1 0
lmfao xlord you got it X'D
almighty_zer 5
what the **** molord stop posting dumb shit. killed it with your dumb ass comment
forest1wolf 9
thats one pimp grandpa
socksonparade9 0
i agree! granpa ftw! (:
OWNZ 0
I WANNA PARTY WITH HIM!! :D
nahgemoohc 17
he might actually start a trend! goodbye, foam fingers!!!!
daisyloo 7
Hello prosthetic limbs!!:)
shadows17 0
agreed!
hryffff 11
Aww I personally think that's cute
footballstar13 0
That must suck! /:
xlord 27
haven't you heard? it's the latest craze nowadays. all the cool granddads are doing it!
tasidevil99 0
haha soo funny wat do u want for christ mas sunny
beerisnot4kids 0
Christmas is one word, sonny
Emmi3xo 4
what?
tasidevil99 0
i no but im just bored
daysgoby902 6
I think your grandpa sounds Awesome, he's old let him live and maybe you should learn to laugh a little
Babalu722 3
amen!
sandydg350762 0
I couldn't agree more with daysgoby902. Poster...lighten up! Who cares what people think. Your Grandpa was enjoying himself! Be glad he's still alive and healthy enough to do that.
gravy_jones 0
at one point or another I think we all wish we could remove a leg and use it as a celebratory item
dewby98 0
oh yes!!!
dewby98 0
oh yes!!!
suprmidgt 0
This person's grandpa is awesome!
darkness4dummies 0
is your grandpa senile? Ahaha jk thats hilarious tho
jasminea 0
that's when you pretend you don't know him....
supermankisses 1
...and that's when he whops you upside the head with his cane.
BOOSCAREDU 0
why would they do that?! coolest Grampa ever... ...he's my new idol :)
jasminea 0
truetrue.... I would love if my grandpa pulled off his leg. that is just truly inspirational(:
goaliemkl123 8
make up ur mind....
DMAN3295 1
you just commented that you should pretend you don't know him.
jasminea 0
I was being sarcastic....
SteelCladAngel 0
LOL why is this an Fml? your grandad sounds absolutely hilarious
DKjazz 20
Your grandpa is my hero.