Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge
thatguy240 27
Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.
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Comments (54)
thatsjustgreat1 16
are you dating an 8 year old
streetvybz 8
how old is he 8?
jsHerin0 10
Sounds severely serious to me.
Tantien 8
That's embarrassing for you. FYL
pancakessdsjsn 17
I'm actually really surprised that a majority of these comments are positive. Sorry OP, your boyfriend is a wimp and this is more of an FYL... How embarrassing.
TheNoNameGuy 20
200th your life sucks badge to this
HunterI64 5
Think you need to get a more manly boyfriend lol
XxMLGGODxX 10
I've had enough of this planets crap.
GruesomeUrchin7 10
he sounds like a bitch
interesting33 37
It sounds like your bf has some phobia and it really sucks. Good for you for supporting him and I completely disagree with people saying the boyfriend is being 'wimpy' or something, everyone has problems, some are different to others' and OP's bf has an issue with blood, it sucks but it isn''t his fault.