Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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UncleCaitlyn 21
Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge
thatguy240 27
Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.
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Comments (54)
gracehi 33
Okay, I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but your boyfriend is a wuss. There, I said it. And yes, I assume he does have a fear of blood. A lot of people do. Most people don't let themselves get so worked up that they scream in public and then pass out. Why didn't he just look away? He really needs to learn how to handle this fear of his better. What if, next time, it's you that needs a trip to the emergency room? Is he going to scream his head off and pass out while you bleed to death?
paperbag77 9
no I am actually on your side here, i get that some people have issues dealing with cuts / blood etc but this seems like a combination of that and drama queen
BigxXxDeal 14
Yeah I don't like seeing my own blood so I turn my head when I give blood... otherwise I'll pass out too. fear and phobia is one thing but there are ways to conquer it.
moocowmilk0 19
girlfriend*
arandomperson97 19
I have hemophobia (fear of blood) so I might have done the same thing. Everyone has their fears OP, hope your BF is ok!
edmunson 22
Is hemophobia a real thing or did you just make that up? JK...sucks to be you when cuts happen!
TheNewGuy03 29
A little Google goes a long way
Calibeauty_ 13
Pussy lol
ThrottleJockey 36
Sounds like something a little rubbing alcohol and super glue could've easily fixed.
FSGInsainity 15
You forgot the duct tape
musicman_amit 20
how...just.. how does that even happen ?!?!
lovebooks07 15
poor thing... you know, for some reason, boys really love nurses so now is your chance to make him love you even more
vikky538 29
Is your boyfriend justin Bieber?
FelicityWishes 32
Why did you need it checked? Hope it isn't infected or anything. :(
mwali02 32
A cut that could be covered by a Bandaid? Really? I guess all the clinics were closed. Smh. I would be too embarrassed to bring him to the hospital. What a guy. You are a kind girlfriend.