Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
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Top comments
UncleCaitlyn 21
Taking bandaids off hurts don't judge
thatguy240 27
Band-aids dont fix bullet holes.
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Comments (54)
jake_braves 25
Time to break up with him, too much like a cat. A pussy...
ArmchairAnalyst 9
You don't have a boyfriend. You have a girlfriend.
Grisha_fml 18
for some reason I suspect your boyfriend may have a ******... you should probably check to make sure you're dating a man :/
crankawank 19
You should probably check to make sure you're not being a sexist idiot
MmmPinkTacos 11
I work at a Hand Therapy center and I can tell you that this happens quite often. We have patients pass out or feel faint or nauseous from their injuries almost daily. Your hands have the highest concentration of nerves outside of sex organs so little injuries can hurt a lot, but people handle everything differently depending on their threshold for pain and comfort with medical settings/procedures. You're a good girlfriend for going with him and helping him when that happened even if he may have seemed whimpy!
ipohvy 11
Was it a paper cut because if so that's complete jsutifoed
ellab34 5
My mother almost died from a paper cut cause it got infected, don't go hard on him
jam3s0429 1
I'm sorry
scrollingthru 10
Don't worry OP maybe he actually saw a spider in the background when it looked like he was looking at his finger >.>
cmog3 12
It would have had to be bad since you went to the hospital...
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
Omygawd. KEEP HIM