Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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SunnyUserName123 5
Well, atleast you made kids happy :)
bargarlm 2
No longer the happiest place on earth...
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SunnyUserName123 5
Well, atleast you made kids happy :)
omgthatsosuppera 4
And besides, the prince charming is probably nicer than her ex too
Ferretface 13
Even if you were crying, the kids would just think you are Cinderella in the beginning.
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
I might not be a prince in shining armor but I can pass for a retard in tinfoil I might not be able to fly or shoot lasers from my hands(that would be epic) but I can be there when the day is done, I can hold ur hand and listen to ur worries, but not right now because Skyrim and MW3 just came out ;P
n_epic_fail 14
You should have kicked his ass, imagine Cinderella kicking ass...
theten_fml 9
You should of just cried the kids would Of talked to you and made you feel better.
kaprookie 3
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You did a **** up job OP, my little sister came home complaining about how Cinderella was crying and smiling at the same time. She thought you were retarded.
SirObvious 1
I'm sure you will find your prince charming someday;)
LolFMLnot 10
I like OP's name Thats so sad , ur ex bf is a jerk
swimchica22 0
He's no prince charming...
MrsDruidess 23
well at least he had to pay to get into the park . . . .
dinkibus 18
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Maybe you could date one if the dwarfs
Renesaga 8
Wrong Disney movie. Surely she'll date Aladdin.
Feklfekl2222 32
Shouldn't she date the woodcutter? Shit that's not even a film yet
kcastillo 0
That's snow white...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Thanks Sherlock.
Enslaved 38
I saw the previews for "Snow White and the Huntsman" staring Charlie Theron as the wicked Queen. That movie looks awesome!(:
bargarlm 2
No longer the happiest place on earth...
CryMoreFMLs 15
What a dick. He did that so he wouldn't have to see her cry. I hope he ******* hates himself later.
jasminea 0
At least you still have Prince Charming!
disney_blonde 16
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If you actually had that job, you would have said, "I'm friends with Cinderella at Disneyland." Just sayin'.
disney_blonde 16
If you straight up say you ARE a character at Disney, you can get terminated. They actually have people whose job is to watch for that kind of stuff on Facebook, Twitter and who knows where else.
brown4lifejot 1
Don't judge!
kkbaby3 0
she didnt straight up sat she was a character at disney land. she said she works as the cinderella. so gett cha facts straight chick.
KiddNYC1O 22
If it were written like that it wouldn't get through moderation because it doesn't make sense!
KiddNYC1O 22
36- Cinderella is a character at Disney land, chick.
krysxkatastrophe 14
I doubt she'll get fired over an FML.
audreyy062 2
36, im pretty sure being a character at disney land is the same as working as one, in this situation. also, just because OP said she was cinderella, doesnt mean she isnt because "she could get terminated." theres factors such as fake post, anonymity, multiple cinderellas, and nobody who works there caring about fml...
alycion 39
I thought myself damn what an expensive way to break up with someone. Hang in there op.
dunndy 0
What a douche!
coltsrock37 15
This is the part where you and Grumpy from Snow White hit it off. Fml tho
JustinComments 3
Of all the dwarfs, why would she pick the one always miserable?
xcowboys 0
119 im sure 9 ment FYL dont get your panties in a bunch.
Wicked361 8
Well we all know Cinderella is pretty at least you can get guys!
evilscorpi 29
I say when you take a break cry as much as you can then such it up until you go home...
jkmartinjk 16
Yeah! You just such it up! -.- jeez.
Peach3 1
It must have been pretty hard to stay in character :( but on the bright side, you work at Disney Land!!