Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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gojira666 7
^ holy ****...bitter much
shoopd 19
138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!
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Comments (147)
every1luvsboners 11
You found something that every guy searches for and you want to take her off the market. You should be caned 15 times in a public place.
MJJ5809 9
Wish I could thumb this up more than once
coltsrock37 15
Well I suppose the doppelganger sessions at Ruby Tuesdays didn't help, or the one where you tried to play it off as a stiffy behind the couches at Barnes & Noble, or...
TylerDurd4n 0
Wow. Dude it's only been a year. It sucks but it might have been because you are trying to move too fast
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
33- I don't think he was moving too fast. My parents got engaged after 1 month and have been married for 16 years.
perdix 31
Why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free? Usually the cow or her parents insist you make a purchase, but you've got the great fortune that she's happy to be milked by you obligation-free. Where's the FML here? Are you sad you are not going to enrich some divorce lawyer in the near future?
AnnabelleX 4
Just out of curiosity, in this case the man is human and the woman is not? Cause that's not cool. And it's **********.
atomicbaboon 0
or it's a metaphor...
perdix 31
#210, and what would the cow's parents do with money? Cows don't care about pecuniary matters, even if that is the root of the word. Ironic, huh?
briannajm 9
Awhh :( that's sad . What a bitch .
ICATiger 13
Give me her number if you don't want to be her **** buddy I will!!!
GoW_Chick 15
Too bad she is probably an adult, and wouldn't want to go to jail, and be labeled as a pedophile, that is if you didn't lie about your age on your bio, but by all means go ahead and try...
ICATiger 13
I was just joking GoW_Chick..... Calm your ****!!!
GoW_Chick 15
I am just messing with you, and joking too, so calm your - oh wait never mind, your underage got to watch my language.
ICATiger 13
Hahahaha it's ok to curse around me. My mom says I curse so much she's going to stick a bar of soap in my mouth one night.
kay2810 9
And that is why you wait over a year to propose to someone.
zyme 11
Don't listen, women have said that to me before as a lie, to pretend they're not close to you so they don't get hurt. After a year she's almost has to have real feelings for you...
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Bitches be crazy
jad07 0
That sucks...You might as well do what's right and get very buddy with her while you still can. In the plus side you get all the perks of a relationship without the feelings and drama that a girl would bring.
JoeLouisBomber 9
Just stay **** buddies until you meet your next "real" gf