Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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gojira666 7
^ holy ****...bitter much
shoopd 19
138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!
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Comments (147)
doumtabarnack 12
Hell man. I hope you hadn't bought the ring yet
rockman130 0
doesnt matter had sex!!
lost_ginger 7
If its only a year proposing wouldn't really be smart. I mean of it was at least 2
calivianya 29
Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one! At least you found out before you proposed and she turned you down.
sexynesss 0
That's cool stay that way
youreprobablygay 2
Your post inspired my username...
rangerghostface 4
Oh wow, that just sucks, sorry dude
meruu_2005 1
Staple her ****** shut that will teach her
lildrake 0
I did that to my last girlfriend! Worked like a charm
lildrake 0
Well at least you can save some money on the ring you got her!
Zombiegirl420 1
My girl said that to me id smack the shit outta her