Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with flowers and dinner reservations for our one-year anniversary. She looked confused and said, “Wait, we’re counting from the first time we hung out?” It turns out she thought we were still “just talking.” She also has a boyfriend. It’s not me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
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gojira666 7
^ holy ****...bitter much
shoopd 19
138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!
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Comments (147)
license2chill 5
Look at the bright side, you found out what kind of person your gf is before things went any further. You'll find someone better
wriptidez 0
shes so mean... find someone else
AugustBurnsToast 14
How did you not see the signs man?
unicornunit 0
sounds like u dodged a bullet there...
Racbhat13 0
sad mate and having been in a similar situation all i can say is ... ydi for not reading the signs
kyleu 0
Why does this suck. You got what Everyman at some points wants. Getting laid with NSA. Take advantage of it. **** marriage. Shit goes down hill from there.
renesmeebb 0
That's ****** up! But at least you know what she thinks was going on before you asked her to marry you.
DaylightDiesInNJ 0
And your problem with that is.......?
caysters 12
A friend's parents met and married in the same day. They have been married for almost 25 years now and are the perfect example of what a marriage should be. So to those people saying op is dumb because he wanted to get married after a year, he's not. Op, hope you find someone worth your time, attention, and love.
5t3ff1k4h 47
But realistically, what you described never happens. IMO you can't possibly know someone well enough, trust them well enough to spend the rest of your life with them until at least a few months have gone by. A day? I'm glad it worked out for them but how could they have known each other well enough at that point? My guess is they took a leap of faith and it worked out for them; they didn't completely know.
caysters 12
Hey, leaps of faith aren't exactly bad.
esanena21 0
Wtf!!!! Aint that a bitch.