Today, I caught my sister in bed with my girlfriend. I’m not sure what’s worse, the cheating, the fact I’ve never managed to make my girlfriend moan like that, or the fact this is the second girlfriend she’s stolen from me in the last year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, while caring for my drunk girlfriend, she confessed that she cheated on me 3 different times with my sister. Now I know why they are always spending time together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's sister and within a few hours we were in love. Seriously, personality-wise I’ve had more fun today just talking with her sister than I have for over a year dating my girlfriend, including the sex. We don’t want to cheat and hurt her sister. This sucks. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé cheated on me with my sister, because she got pregnant and dropped out of school. I don't know whose betrayal is worse. FML
Today, my girlfriend cheated on me, and for the second time in two days. She has now cheated a total of 7 times in the space of 6 months. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Well, that sucks, especially since it's the second time. On a positive note, it's probably a decent conversation starter to get some pointers from your sister about how to make a girl "moan like that." Probably the most awkward conversation of your life, but it sounds like you need the help.
RichardPencil 32
Your bigger problem is figuring out why you are picking lesbians as girlfriends, or why you are so bad at sex that you turn women gay. Or maybe your sister is so hot, the girls use you to get to her. You've got issues, man.
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Comments (13)
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
maybe try not to piss off your sister
RichardPencil 32
Your bigger problem is figuring out why you are picking lesbians as girlfriends, or why you are so bad at sex that you turn women gay. Or maybe your sister is so hot, the girls use you to get to her. You've got issues, man.
Taylor Caldwell 10
Nowhere is it mentioned that the OP is male..
RichardPencil 32
The symbol on the original post is male. Apparently, the default is male, so the OP may or may not state their gender, but based on what I'm seeing, I'm guessing male.
Bogrbon 27
Well, that sucks, especially since it's the second time. On a positive note, it's probably a decent conversation starter to get some pointers from your sister about how to make a girl "moan like that." Probably the most awkward conversation of your life, but it sounds like you need the help.
bloopaloop 27
Get her back by sucking off her boyfriend
juggalo2 22
Don't be ashamed. She has the home court advantage.
Dr_Alex 10
You've got a type, dude :-( I am sorry...
millsjoshua949 12
Wow. I'm sorry. That really sucks.
Susan Yee 9
Damn, your sister is such a sexpert!
galvinizd 7
well since sex is in the family... the three of you should just hook up.
jfigley 5
Sounds like your sister is better at getting woman than you are. Also, don't forget that woman themselves know what they like for pleasure so thats no surprise. Need more experience or you just need to educate yourself so you can truly please a woman and hear those moans you want. My first suggestion is moving out on your own asap!