unknown
United States
*Banjo starts playing in the background*
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Lauren
United Kingdom
Oversharing is caring
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
octoberrain
United States
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Catfish
Cute
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
PLU
Canada
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for dating a redneck.
89jessica 0
That bites.
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Comments (156)
phapho88 0
must of been hard not to laugh all noght. i bet they live in a trailler house 2
iheartglasses 0
Thats so gross.. That is pure laziness on their part to not have taken care of their teeth. Brushing at least ONCE a day prevents THAT type of damage. Unless your bf is embarrassed by his family and expects better of himself, dump him. He will be just like them.
Zebidee 9
As shallow as this sounds, I kind of agree with it.
Justincolon22 15
ya
tabernacle_fml 0
we're human beings, physical attraction will always matter, teeth are a big thing for me too, gotta be white and at least attempted to be well kept, and op, at least you know what to get then for Christmas , coupons for the dentist
wombledn 0
I can't believe you talked about my family on this site. I'd bite you next time I see you. if only I could. ;)...
k2jm 0
op, don't be so judgemental!
purplemnm 9
retired boxers?
T_X_P 2
This isn't an FML. This is a case of a self-centered idiot who thinks her life is somehow affected by the dental health of other people.
ohgodwtf 0
Haha, woo! We be grillin' some white tonight !
crashsapphire93 4
Do I have to say that’s what you get for dating someone from Florida?
SooShee 0
Them folks got summer teeth... summer here & summer there!