Anonymous
Glasgow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Heavy Drilling
Today, I found out firsthand how a civilised conversation about renewable energy can turn into a long debate about whether or not you can have sex with an oil drill. FML
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ScratchCatPower 32
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?
runswithlions 3
I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???
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ScratchCatPower 32
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to find out too?
The_Nova 12
The answer is no because it would be too large but if you were male you might be able to find a hole somewhere though you would probably loose an extremity in the process.
chucklesman96 13
Oilfield safety rule No.1: Don't put your finger anywhere you wouldn't put your dick
RichardPencil 32
You could be makin' hole with a high ROP (rate of penetration -- yes, that's a real oilfield term!) Why bother with the bit when the rig has a horsecock?
runswithlions 3
I'm not even confused about how the converation took that path. I'm more confused as to why was this even a thought! How does one look at an oil drill and think, "SEX" ???
deathtojesus 20
In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no ******* idea
alternative-facts 6
Seriously? How could you not? I mean, it's a big drill, pumping in and out a hole. With lots of lubrication... Seems kinda obvious to me. Just sayin'.
alternative-facts 6
This was supposed to be a reply to @runswithlions
MrSassypants 34
If you oil it up first, yeah. Be a gentleman.
Cali 57
Anything's a ***** if you're brave enough.
7and7is 20
I've long suspected that about guys who work in oil. It's an unnatural love.
GhostFox 34
I'll be frank- conversations like that are the kind that solidified most of my long lasting friendships.
FightsBlankets 3
First top tier FML I've read in a long time. Keep it up OP.