unknown
United States
*Banjo starts playing in the background*
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Brittany
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Lauren
United Kingdom
Oversharing is caring
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
octoberrain
United States
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Catfish
Cute
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
PLU
Canada
This Charming Man
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for dating a redneck.
89jessica 0
That bites.
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Comments (156)
EightInchNails 9
Don't be scared. I've done this before. Show me your teeth.
dmcc1992 0
Lady Gaga!
77taylah33 0
it's not like your kissing them, try to look past their appearances
xycejh 0
well-argued.
alex1432 9
if you think the first few words of the Star Spangled Banner are "gentlemen start your engines"... you might be a redneck
TheDrifter 24
That would be the last few words.
toooldforthis 19
your bf doesn't live near middleburg, does he?
ComMed1 0
middleburg FL? I lived not to far away from there
hkkilla 6
bahaha! that's hilarious! XD
odexy 12
The fact you care how many teeth a person has is pretty shallow.
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
why are you even here!? that's not an fml, that's a dental problem!!!! it has nothing to to with you!!!!
funzcpl 0
well good ol country folk or meth addicts?
lidemocr 0
good point...good ol country folk could make good in laws, the meth addicts not so much :)
Kukua 5
There are a lot of comments about the op being shallow, but she's probably just concerned about the genetics in his family and worried his mouth may end up the same. I don't care how much you love someone, you still wouldn't want their teeth to fall out!
stolencrackers 1
No, you wouldn't but that changes your whole perspective on someone? That still makes it shallow. If she cares for him it shouldn't matter. Everyone when they're older is going to lose some hair, gain weight or something that changes them.
mustardcat 1
ydi for being into rednecks at least they could give u a banjo concert