unknown
United States
*Banjo starts playing in the background*
Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
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Brittany
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Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
highlandgirl10
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Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Lauren
United Kingdom
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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
octoberrain
United States
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Catfish
Cute
Today, I met the "cute guy" I've been chatting with online for a few months. He never smiled in pics, but I didn't think anything of it until I got to his place and he started talking. He didn't have a single tooth in his mouth. FML
ohmydog
United States
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
PLU
Canada
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Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for dating a redneck.
89jessica 0
That bites.
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Comments (156)
mpphish 0
WTF why is this a fml? isn't it their lives that are screwed because they can't afford to go to the dentist?!
sugarquill 0
Ah dear.
Lounia_fml 8
That bites.
extremenoodles 0
I bet his family doesn't though!
77taylah33 0
^^ Thats probably how they lost their teeth
lonely_heart_89 6
OP, it shouldn't matter to you if they only have 10 teeth between them. You're being awfully judgmental. By posting this "FML", you're basically saying that because your boyfriend's family is poor
Iskaria 0
Poor is no excuse for teeth falling out, that's lack of oral hygiene and too much sugary/acidic foods. Toothpaste can be made cheaply at home and bland foods are comparatively inexpensive, no excuse!
PurplePigeon 0
maybe they play hockey...without any form of protection from the chin up to their noses?
Zebidee 9
That begs the question, would it be worse if they were poor, or Canadian?
digibenho 0
what the f*ck do you have against canadaians??
digibenho 0
Canadians** (sry im on my ipod)
teameminem 2
What the hell! don't go dissing Canadians. you're just a stupid fat American with nothing better to do. Go f*ck yourself.
miraggg 1
maybe it is caused by a severe vitamin C defficiency. they probably ate too much fast food and no vegetables in a really long time that they got scurvy. quite sad quite sad
Zebidee 9
Haha! I was waiting for the Canadians to show up. For the record, I'm Australian, not American. I used to live in Canada, my brother is moving back there next month, and I love the place. Still, that doesn't mean a 'hockey/teeth' thing can't be funny. What do I have against canadaians? Nothing.
at0micmin3r 23
#70 stupid idiot. Learn to read next time!! X)
Gloritank 8
#70. Nothing wrong with Americans either...except George Bush.
tmmundy 17
nothing wrong with America or George Bush!!! he did a way better job than the one we got now!!!!!!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
If starting an unnecessary war, causing the deaths of thousands of military people and hundereds of thousands of Iraqs, to find "WMD" counts as a good job. if lying to the American people counts as a good job. If spending $10billion a month for 8 years and not putting it in the budget so the deficit looks smaller than it actually was counts as a good job then, I agree that he was one hell of a president.
fearfulsymmetry 1
Redpillsucks, I applaud your comment.
digibenho 0
We have a stupid prime minister in Canada... (it's like a president, just so everyone knows) but elections are coming in a month :P
Grayfoxx 5
since you're a bush fan you should probably kill yourself! Thanks.
Jays7 10
Really #95? Bush? REALLY? Yup, stupidity is indeed limitless.
ConsolGameR 6
How do you figure
JaneChemi_fml 21
bush was the biggest twat that has ever lead this country.
lonely_heart_89 6
(my comment got cut off) and can't afford dental care, they're not good enough for you
lonely_heart_89 6
(my comment got cut off) and neither is he. How about you look a little beyond their physical appearances?
qsdmlkj 0
well I hope they at least got a nice trailer
babydoll097 0
that's mean!!!!!
mintcar 10
This is so hilarious. Haha. One of my favorites. Hahaha. Hopefully, all of his teeth are in.
wellardgerrard 0
why is this fml? So what they messed up their teeth, you didn't.
Jimboom 12
Welcome to the family. Here, let me take those teeth for you. *Smack*
LebanonBaby 26
Lmaoooooo