Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
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radiohaley 14
I wish people would just let this song go ... I wad sick of this song way before I even saw the movie ...the movie was alright ..but after taking a charter bus from MO to NYC with 65 middle school kids and this movie on repeat...I've had about enough of it!
bbfyso 10
I made my husband watch it 20 times in the last month and I also listen to let it go... And I sing lol... It could be worse
worldclassrager 41
Ear plugs...or go out for a day or so
sanecatlady 13
I remember how I must have driven my own brother crazy because of records (yes, records, I'm old) that I used to play over and over. It was part of my being comforted by familiar things kind of thing. One of them was Christmas Eve on Sesame Street, which I would play all year round. One day he scratched it to pieces with a putty knife, and then played it and laughed hysterically at how horrible it now sounded. That record is probably worth a pretty penny on eBay now, thanks a lot, bro!
tigerborn69 18
There are these wonderful things called earbuds
mchmelev1993 10
Lmaoo you heard what the man said just let it go
foxwasalamb 24
that movie sucked
JKPwnage 27
Why... Just... Why...
DARKDAY07 16
Time for those speakers to "dissappear"
yellowpablo 21
If she plays it on a cd Waite till she is a slept then make the DVD disipear