Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
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Comments (114)
NineeCat 32
That sounds horrible OP.. Am I the only person who hasn't watched this movie??
JimmyHasNoHands 7
That song is amazing and I also dance around singing to it. Not an FYL in the least.
ActionFearo 39
I honestly loved that movie, but the people who post everywhere about how hooked they are on it, seriously need to let it go.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
id just blast some of my music to drown out that shit, at least enough so i wouldn't hear it anymore.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
psst,that's an interesting name for this post op.just realized what it said lol.
Bekll 31
The Italian version is my favorite. But I'm biased - that's my first language.
MiloBear 11
I'm an au pair and my 9 year old plays Let It Go on repeat for about an hour every day and insists that I sing along with her every time. She's also playing the song for guitar lessons and we have to practice guitar every day too...
WeskersSexslave 15
that movie sucks. break the movie disc please!
MissAmber07 4
At least she is idolizing Frozen, rather than twerking in her room like Miley..
Survivor2001 10
Frozen is a great movie, but people are overdoing it. If they keep it up like this everyone will be tried of it by the time it goes to Broadway.