Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
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Comments (114)
shorty6823 28
My sister was the same way. It will pass sooner or later.
redbluegreen 41
So you're saying the past is in the past? Let it go, let it go?
RedPillSucks 33
Yo rgb , haven't seen you in a while
AnOriginalName 19
Honestly, you should just let it go. Conceal your pain, don't feel it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Don't let them in, don't let them see your frustration, OP! Be the good girl(?) you always have to be.
iAlissa 34
I feel like you two have seen the film more than once. Not that I blame you... It's a pretty cute movie
AnOriginalName 19
I've actually only seen it once, #67. I was gonna see it again for free at my school's weekly movie night, but my roommates and I stayed in and got drunk instead. And that movie's taken the internet by storm. Nobody is safe from its icy grip; it's nearly impossible to not make a reference about it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
3 times, actually.
jnanderson 16
She sounds pretty cold-hearted
extrasnipes 22
if only she could do an act of true love
jnanderson 16
Id just melt
bandnerd21 13
The high school I attend loves that song
LostInTheZone11 29
Alas that song is like a terminal virus. No matter how hard you try to get it out of your brain, it will never go away.
pookiebear1001 13
I love that movie
suri23 11
Brings back memories of my sister's obsession with Oliver! My sympathies OP, but this too shall pass.
junkman6 22
When you say 12 year old sister I think younger sibling and I would take dad's response as free reign to deal with it yourself. Duct tape and a closet are the only things you need.
ComaWhiteLove 18
Maybe a little rope or a bungee cord or even a jump rope may also be helpful. To go along with the duct tape of course.
iAshelle 11
Hahah that is funny! Your dad is awesome
PenguinBitch 44
That movie is overrated anyway.