Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML
Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
Today, my roommate’s 17 year-old daughter got broken up with. She locked herself in her room and won’t stop playing "Driver’s License" by Olivia Rodrigo on a continuous loop. Not to mention sounding like an agonizing cat while screaming its lyrics. It’s been 2 hours. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
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alex_the_tiger 14
Your dad is awesome
Pancakes017 19
What an... icy... response.
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Comments (114)
Izis_fml 9
Just turn away and slam the door. That'll show her.
halcyondaze 11
I will never understand why that movie has such a cult following
junkman6 22
Disney. Princess. Nuff said. Some 30 year old women still think beauty and the beast will happen for them.
JustStella 28
Not to sound like a stupid fan girl, but I honestly thought the movie was well done. Also, it diverged from some typical Disney plots; that's refreshing. It's one of my favorites, next to The Lion King and Up.
tataoc 2
That's sounds exactly like one of my friends. So if you live in seward Nebraska hello Brayden
thatindiewriter 4
XD your dad is great
wiseKat99 13
Let out your anger. You "can't hold it back anymore!"
Nederlander95 14
So? I'm an 18 year old dude and I may have listened to it in 10 different languages in a row
Antivist 13
You must have been so annoyed ;o xDD
NodakN8V 25
Wanna build a snowman
spillthebeans101 4
Ha hahaha ha ha hahahahah
91hayek 31
Sorry OP, maybe you should join her and do different renditions of the song to release your frustration. A death metal version. A hip hop version. A dwarf choir version. That's what I do at Christmas when the carols are played over and over and over everywhere you go. I do a pretty good screamo version of Jingle Bells.