Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
FIXED
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay. I submitted it one minute before the deadline. Later, I opened the file to double-check and realized I'd uploaded my rough draft, containing notes like “THIS PART MAKES NO SENSE, FIX LATER.” The professor then replied, “I agree with your assessments.” FML
Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML
Today, after missing college for a week due to illness, I found out my "friends" were bullshitting me about us having to write an important no-extension Biology essay. Copious amounts of my sweat, snot and tears went into that desperation-fueled nightmare. Thanks, dickheads. FML
Today, I turned in my final worth 20% of the grade. Today was also the day my internet decided to die. FML
Today, I tried to turn in a final exam online. When I went to check if it had been submitted, Blackboard told me it did. My grade told a different story. FML
Unreasonable
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML
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PIGaming 21
Never leave work until the last minute OP. Allow time for unexpected crisis.
BubbleGrunge 18
Gay rights are equal rights, the end! That would have been an A+ paper, OP!
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BubbleGrunge 18
Gay rights are equal rights, the end! That would have been an A+ paper, OP!
mastamouse 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should be aware that people might have different viewpoints and might be offended by that.
Zomg_Okay 27
23 - Who gives a damn if bigots are offended?
NicH1799 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Its the same reason people are offended when people are gay. They feel its wrong.
brand125 17
#23: well they can suck it up, who cares what you think if your trying to tell someone else how to live their life. i could care less if you get offended just by saying its human rights, you offend me by acting like the subject mater should be kept hush hush.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
#37 Well who gives a damn if gays are offended...personally I don't care if people are gay or straight.
garrett_8614 14
Am I the only one wondering why a college still has internet filters? Usually they only have those in high schools
_iquitlife_ 10
**** them I hope they have a stroke
doctorhook86 25
#52: Nope I was wondering too what kind of buttfuck college the OP attends.
JKPwnage 27
Fair point, 47... I don't care what people think about the legality of non-heterosexual marriage (personally pro-equal rights), but what really pisses me of is when people say it's "wrong to be gay." They were born that way and bullying people because they're gay is morally equivalent to bullying people because of their skin color, gender, or disability/disorder. If people could "choose to be gay," I doubt anyone would, simply because it's not the norm and there aren't exactly any advantages of it. Just my opinion; believe what you want, but don't hate. It's what Jesus Christ wanted.
Tthug 34
Because who gives a shit whether you can write as long as you can regurgitate the opinions of others. And @52 and others, my university had some filters as well. But they were very limited. I ran into the same issue while researching for a paper on nuclear power plants (for terrorist/extremist content).
Clay_Pidgeon 11
#57. Yea, I don't think it is wrong to be gay. But I hate it when a straight person says something, rude or not, about gays and they are instantly labeled as homophobic and a bigot.
HanBroman 20
Why should it be a+? what if he sucked at writing and his arguments were weak.
scuccria 12
It's good that he failed because firstly gays are not all about "sex" and his choice of words were wrong. Secondly you don't need 'information' to right about gay rights when you're in college, regardless of viewpoint. Basically, YDI
cheyeahh6 16
@76: I think OP might have actually been trying to search up the words "same-sex" and for college papers you usually need references. :)
NiceGuysDoWin 21
OP deserved it for waiting until an hour before the paper was due. If he'd given himself even 24 hours to write it, he would have realized the problem and been able to correct it by going to a net cafe or borrowing a friend's internet connection.
Bryceps 4
I've observed that homosexuality is very much like alcoholism. It probably has genetic origins but is triggered by certain traumas at a young age, or simply by other environmental factors. Even though this means it's not their choice or fault for having homosexual attractions, it does not mean it is "right" or "good" for them to indulge in them. It would be like telling an alcoholic to drink to his heart's content because "he shouldn't deny who he is" or "he should be himself". But as for rights, gays already have equal rights. They can vote, they aren't segregated, they even have their gay pride parades where they wear immodest clothing in public. Treating them as almost as an oppressed "racial group" is really downplaying the ACTUAL oppression of the African Americans and other racial minorities in our history. As for marriage itself, this is all just an attempt to destroy the institution of marriage. The gay rights activists see marriage as a symbol of heterosexual oppression, and they seek to pervert it or remove it entirely. Read it for yourself from Masha Gessen, a lesbian journalist. This gay rights push for "marriage equality" isn't as many think it is.
Bryceps 4
My previous comment was not "shocking or hateful about other users" nor did it say that the post was fake nor did it include any "TXT language". Those are the only guidelines you moderators are to abide by according to your site, and yet you delete my comment for it being "ranty nonsense". I have a feeling you simply disagree with my opinion and saw fit to remove my comment to remove all contrary opinions, as there are many others on this comment thread that thoroughly explained their opinions.
Dgooder 6
Different viewpoints? what a fascinating new way of describing bigotry.
TXFernwoods 26
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If you're against gay rights, you deserved to fail. If you are for gay rights then fyl. :(
yeahthatsmeee 10
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
mcloonybin 15
When your opinions deprive some people of rights you enjoy, like the right to marry or even just walk down the street with your partner in peace... Then no, you're not entitled to it and you will be called out on it.
hashshim 23
I feel that even if you're against gays, as long as you don't try to force others to follow your beliefs, you have the constitutional right to be an asshole.
Raidriar 14
Ugh. It truly disgusts me when people say that you don't have the right to an opinion. Ever heard of the constitution? I agree with you on gay rights, but it's rather sick when you attempt to deprive a person of their opinion. Is that not similar to those who hate gay people?
the_zero_article 15
It is your constitutional right to an opinion, but it is my constitutional right to call you on what, in my opinion, is bullshit. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how free speech works.
Shrike 24
Non-American FML users are protected by the US Constitution now? That's some nice globalization you've got going there.
JBirdeye 14
**** off you ignorant prick
brand125 17
exactly #39. everyone, this is NOT AMERICA. this is a site on the world wide web, so you cant apply all US laws and constitutions to this site. and if everyones entitled to their own opinion, that means people are entitled to argue with it and say its wrong. that being said, if you are against gay rights you are ****** and i wish YOU were illegal.
rachiepooo 2
that wasn't even the point of the fml
TheTrainKid 20
Each to their own #2 each to their own.
Foxfire15 15
I am honestly indifferent on the gay rights issue, but comments like 16 piss me off. get the hell off your high horse. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if you're not in agreement with it. shouting (texting?) people down over percived slights makes you look like an ass.
sweetbliss3 37
everyone is entitled to their opinion. you dont have to like it, but atleast respect it. and just dont be a tool who pushes their opinions on others. i cant stand those types of people.
Rallred32 20
Liberals. Liberals everywhere. *sigh*
Rallred32 20
56 is right. Call us bigots, retards, anything you want, but as actually one of my atheist friends said, "your religion/opinion is like a dick. It's ok to have one, and you can look at it all you want, but don't wave it around in public, and don't shove it down people's throats." I'm a Christian, and I've found this one of his best statements. I've found lately that the gay rights movement has become more abusive and severe than the "anti-gay" movement. One of my friends, when some gays went to chick fil a, was molested by someone who was gay, and when he denied being gay he was called scum. The police couldn't have done anything because they would most likely be sued. I may not be for gay rights, but that doesn't mean I hate everything. Thank you for your time.
imshadyxo 25
Your right to free speech doesn't protect every dumb ******* thing you say. You have no right to say what you want if it threatens the rights of others. Ever wonder why you can't scream "bomb" in an airport??? Or say "I'm gonna kill you" jokingly?
imshadyxo 25
My comment was for the user originally referencing the constitution
PIGaming 21
Never leave work until the last minute OP. Allow time for unexpected crisis.
BubbleGrunge 18
While I have to agree to an extent, I actually do my best work closes to a deadline. I'd prob give myself more than an hour, but I've always been a last minute person.
nix1993 41
I always work best at the last minute, however I see where you're coming from because last Friday I was trying to finish coursework that was 50% of my grade the night before it was due, noticed I had 7% battery aand my charger died. Completely gone, no power at all. I tried to print what I had done and my laptop battery died half way through. I'm not ashamed to admit that I cried.
solarei 4
I agree with #3, OP quite probably had ample time to deal with this project but instead blew it off and waited till last minute. OP is a procrastinating piece o dog meat that needs to be beaten mercilessly by by the lecturer in front of the class.
Amanyyyyyy 29
Next time don't wait til the last minute... Or use a proxy.
norotors 16
I can watch **** at my college *shrug*
ElricMustang 23
That'll get you straight A's ^
MisterEx 28
Or,in this particular case, gay A's. YEAAAAAH.
badluckbryin 8
Google "How to set up VPN" you're all welcome.
PIGaming 21
"Task cannot be completed." "- Reason: Sex"
cina5 19
Talk to your professor maybe he'll give you an extension.,
Amanyyyyyy 29
For procrastinating?
OysterPearls 33
He might have started the assignment earlier and still not have been able to get the information, who knows?
Ewelty3 19
You shouldn't have procrasterbated
OysterPearls 33
Whether that was an extreme typo or a horrible attempt at a pun, you failed miserably.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
uh. procrasterbated is procrastination and **********
DemosthenesMB 13
Why am I getting the feeling that the comments of this FML will break out in a gay rights debate..? Anyways, I'm sure you can discuss it with your professor, OP. If all else fails, type it up in a word document and print it out.
tygerarmy 35
That sucks. But you shouldn't be finishing your paper the hour before.
warsun 27
Literally
cjwayy 22
Yeah, same-sex and homosexual have the word "sex" in them so that's a total inconvenience... The filters at my school block Huffington Post because it has "huff".
doctorhook86 25
#12: Your profile says you're 19, so you're either in your senior year or in college. Either way, you're an adult, but your school is afraid you'll google "huff"? That's asinine.