Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6
If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.
Moep20 24
I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?
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Comments (319)
Albarufus 13
Kill it before it inseminate your eggs!
wolfhausen 7
You should go to the restroom afterwards anyways, foreign bacteria can get "up in there" or around your urethra and cause UTIs. But yes your boyfriend is an idiot.
Posthuman 26
What is it with people and their lack of how reproduction works these days?
klovely22 13
It's not as bad as having to explain it to a 16 year old girl. A GIRL!! She actually told me that she learned it at school.
sairvic 2
However, you should still go pee after you have sex to prevent UTIs. It's all about your urinary health
perdix 31
If he doesn't get it, he shouldn't be getting it.
5524 5
My ex fiancé thought the same .. But according to him I was the dumb one bc I didn't know my body .. Smh!!
SuicidalShooter 7
ha
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Well it's not through the ********. It's the urethra. And where's the urethra located? Google it. Your boyfriend is still stupid for thinking that's how you avoid pregnancy though.
dragen 2
The urethral opening is in your ******, so yes, you pee out your ******.
chellyX92 8
But the semen does not go in the urethra and you can not get pregnant through there either. That's the point.
french_vulpix 19
96 - No it isn't; it's bellow the ******** and above the vaginal opening. Seriously, Google.
fadingaway 17
The urethra is right above the vaginal opening, but it's pretty far from the clit.