Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML
Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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NotYourOrdinary7 6
If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.
Moep20 24
I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?
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Comments (319)
merryhappy1887 20
Ok we'll my ex used to always tell me to go pee after sex cause its supposed to flush out everything inside you (like bacteria and semen) so you don't get infections and some guys think its good enough to prevent pregnancy which is stupid but apparently your man ate the whole stupidity cake lol.
S182 15
Some girls believe douching with soda is a good way to prevent babies. Some girls believe that douching with cranberry juice will prevent/treat a UTI. It's not that guys are stupid, people are stupid.
klovely22 13
181- She said some guys, not all.
laden_swallow09 35
Don't try to explain; show him!
nicnpeachy 11
If he is that dumb, I don't see why you would want a child with him. Be smart and use protection!!!
traveler_ghost 12
we have three holes...not one
chellyX92 8
What??
traveler_ghost 12
you know, there are other forms of contraception. such as, NOT having sex with an idiot
chellyX92 8
Condoms work too.
madgrinchhatter 12
Wait then where does it come from? Jk
CharresBarkrey 16
If it was anal, he wouldn't be worried about her getting pregnant.
LaBooskie 1
If he's that stupid, why are you still sleeping with him.
jesustitts 20
If he doesn't want to get OP pregnant he should invest in condoms.