Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out that my parents forgot to invite me out to eat with them. I found this out when my mom invited my sister right in front of me. FML
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
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Top comments
krissytina 6
Maybe you were a pain in the ass
fellie_fml 0
Nice parents
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Comments (87)
fellie_fml 0
Nice parents
TheShay 0
that sucks
legonut4 0
it's funny because u moved out and they threw u a going away party
dancingxthexmoon 0
well, that sucks. :/
Shookitup 0
oh :( well the party probably sucks and your uncle probably did the perculator on the glass table and broke it
lailax3 0
Justt consider it a goin away party... tht u weren't invited to. :)
legonut4wannabe 0
it's funny because you moved out and they celebrated
dancingxthexmoon 0
19- wannabe
PattisonDaStud 0
so true 19
LOL_Noobs 0
my point exactly #18
TeeHee124 0
It's funny cuz ur hilarious
claudiame 0
it's funny because you moved out and they threw a going away party but you weren't invited. that's better work with it parrot lol
legonut4 0
26 I'll do my best
Rinat_fml 26
#8 you Are ******* annoying and not funny. Just stfu please.
JINJANINJA 0
At least he doesn't have to swear to get his point across.
legonut4 0
well I'm sorry u feel that way
Mmcmurdo91 0
it's funny because Legonut in so hated. we love you Lego! :D lol
dancingxthexmoon 0
lol, legonit is awesome! ( though sometimes annoying) kinda like the soviet Russia jokes....
dancingxthexmoon 0
*legonut my iPod corrected it as legonit.... xS
mmplayer 0
you must be a bitch
Clashzorz2 0
It's funny because Legonut is my role model
comedychick 1
:) feeling loved now don't you ;)
sukhdeep 4
number 8 is smart! lol
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
maybe you're like 30 yrs old or something? haha
IgniteCS 0
its funny because your parents hate you
IgniteCS 0
its funny cause you guys hate on legonut but now he has a crew its funny cause that just makes us do it more its funny cause ppl are stupid and argue in the internet its funny cause the comments from the haters are never funny and we hate you more its funny cause most of you cant spell its funy cause bunch of you are retards its funny cause most of you dont get the reference cause you dont watch family guy its funny cause i prob misspelled something myself but i just said most ppl cant spell its funny cause it just simply is
JuliaM1000 10
haha sucks for u. :(. XD
dancingxthexmoon 0
59- wow, that's a lot of 'it's funny.....''. stuff
Talez 0
lol, 59 fail. right after you said 'it's funny because you all can't spell' you said 'funy'
AttitudeMel 4
The hating against lego remind when everybody was complaining aboit snickerdoodle!!! I miss the old gang; pendatic , perdix and snickerdoddle!
bamditzki 0
so how did u found out?
MyChemical_fml 0
Yeah idk why people hate Lego..He's hilarious Nd has a lot of people saying this lines :D.
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly being a shitty person to live with causing your parents to throw a party for your departure.
lovex3vee 0
that's messed up :/
krissytina 6
Maybe you were a pain in the ass
krissytina 6
Do what?
soccerdude101 0
Yo
korie22_fml 0
you really must be a dick for your entire family to dislike you haha =P
dancingxthexmoon 0
lol, true. :P
polkadots123 2
There can be other reasons.
EPICrypto 0
Either you were a dick to your parents or your parents are assholes...?
kristir9426 0
they could've just been extremely happy that the 18 years of having quiet sex were over.. or that they can go out of town without worrying you might be throwing a party in their house
awsomechick212 0
wow that sucks sorry op :/
georggx 3
what a great family you have there..
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe it's a sign..
EPICrypto 0
OP IS ADOPTED
NeonRisk 0
throw a bitch fit C:
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@13 good for OP
Intoxicunt 6
I bet you would party every time they left too. :)