Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.
Welshite 40
Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.
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Comments (61)
teentee401 37
And that they believe vaginas stretch out the more sex you have. They stay pretty much the same size. Whether someone has a "tight pussy" depends on the person. They come in all shapes and sizes. :)
RedPillSucks 33
He's an idiot. obviously the "super" means you've been having sex with Superman. Go ahead on, Lois "Laid"
mccrightp 29
But, I thought that's why women used tampons!! You mean I broke up with all those women for NOTHING ?!?
laurarossiox 11
If it's one thing guys don't understand, it's periods. And if he's not mature enough to hear you out and talk about it then leave him. Xo
False_Stupidity 42
Not sure why other men have such a hard time of it. To me, there's nothing mysterious about periods.
praesidiem 16
@#53. "I'm going to shove this into my natural-born, monthly bleeding, bullet hole!" -first women to use a tampon as a tampon
cheshireau 26
I was accused of masterbating with a tampon by my first boyfriend and told me it was cheating. Uh no, just plugging a heavy flow.
CountedTo10 9
*facepalm* what an idiot
guitarki 11
I remember a guy said that to me once, he told me that he knew the only reason women used tampons was so that they could get off while on their period. I think I just stared at him dumbfounded, It was one of the stupidest things I have heard someone say.
boating_guy 33
#24 here it seems my /s got split into another line but I thought it would be sufficient to clearly indicate the sarcasm of the comment...evidently not, my bad folks
bluefairy_fml 24
It's not that hard to understand, they're just undereducated.
hurley12 30
It's not your fault you have a wide ****** and heavy flow