Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.
Welshite 40
Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.
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Comments (61)
Sandman2015 12
See guys this is why we can't have nice things. Fucko's like this woman's boyfriend making us all look stupid.
limabeans101029 21
Totally agree 113. Plus there's the factor of how turned on the woman is. If she isn't aroused, or if she's feeling tense/nervous, she won't be as lubricated and therefore will feel "tight". So if somebody brags about how "tight" their girlfriend is, it's probably just because they haven't done a good job of turning her on.
guitarki 11
"My ****** does not stretch, but I'm sure you wish your dick did."
Loh_Superman 14
I'm so confused
dcats 13
Liar liar, pants on fire.
Malaki691 15
Your boyfriend is an idiot
withered 30
Dump his dumb ass and find someone with at least average intelligence and with a grain of common sense.
kilarbos 14
Tampons have kind of existed since ancient Egypt tho.
laylarw13 8
I'm 14 and have to use super size tampons. and my ****** hasn't gotten any bigger since I had to start. So.
writerchic85 26
Yep. Because everything always relates back to penis size.