Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.
Welshite 40
Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.
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Comments (61)
Pranav175 14
I'm a virgin and I find this offensive.
RedPillSucks 33
those are two separate things with no correlation whatsoever
dwcuzzz 11
I want a badge
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I hope he saw the actual size of the tampons and realized that they are not penis-sized.
Yarrachel 16
"Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin since I use jumbo sized tampons. It's not my fault a have a heavy flow and a wide set ******!" "Yeah, I can't do this."
court_jane 2
I can't help that I have a wide set ****** and a heavy flow!
StarDust5921 16
wow....just wow. Sometimes I'm still surprised by the stupidity of others. I should know better by now.
danceinconverse 25
It's mostly because sex Ed classes are shit but yeah. And for the record, ****** size has absolutely nothing to do with how much sex you've had, it has to do with how wide your hips are. Wider hips = wider ******. That's also why some girls have thigh gaps, it doesn't mean you're skinny, it just means your hips are farther set apart. But honestly, women can push multiple watermelon sized babies out their whoo-ha only for it to go back to its original size, and you think your little toothpick is going to permanently stretch it? Think again buddy.
kittynat 16
"It's not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set ******" -Mean Girls
jhart27 12
??????????????you've got that right!! Hahaha!!!!!
siggy_mcsigx 22
"It's not my fault I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set ******!"