Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
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Top comments
_whyme_o 12
Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.
Welshite 40
Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.
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Comments (61)
realbigdodgeman 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just means you got fatter
Emmamazing 26
What? No it doesn't! It just means she has a heavier flow.
150493x 29
You must be a joy to be around
fakedsincerity 32
You don't spend a lot of time around women, do you?
blakid 10
I mean, to defend a guy here he might have never been taught, then again I didn't know that.
wakemeupplease 21
I think you'll be single forever... fyl
Welshite 40
Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.
CBOokami 13
He's gonna need some aloe for that burn
Supersonic54 18
I'll be honest, kinda wish you said "burn heal" instead of alow, #5.
ChristianH39 30
I'll be honest, I kinda wish you didn't say anything #25.
HighasaCloud 46
Nowhere does it indicate OP's boyfriend is small. What good could that possibly serve if he isn't? If he's an ordinary man with an ordinary ****, he's only going to think OP is stupid for asking such a ridiculous question. How about you think before you comment next time?
cmchappy 25
25s picture matches his comment
WhoCouldIBe 11
#57 it's called a joke, don't take offense just because you have to use those extra small condoms too
RedPillSucks 33
once again #57, woosh
DarkSkyz06 6
Please apply warm running water to burned area.
kayj905 15
Apply cold water to burned area.
praesidiem 16
Obviously because he has tons of sex with really tight women. Duh.
_whyme_o 12
Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.
immaloser95 28
That, and how to unhook a bra.
Cads1 24
Those things unhook? I thought you had to cut them off. U have been doing it wrong for so many years.
RedPillSucks 33
years of Academy training, wasted!!
jdhs1 9
Just saying guys with any practice at all its super easy.
Kramer1998 20
Just the thought makes me want to puke, I'd rather NEVER have learned what it was
peacheso 31
#95, I'm pretty sure #78 was referring to tampons not bras.
doodlecloud 27
Eh, practice is good but I've been wearing a bra for like 10 years and yesterday it still took me 2 mins to get one off. It's normally fine but sometimes they just do NOT want to be removed. I feel bad for guys who don't get that much practice and have to take them off another person, which I think is even harder.
MzZombicidal 36
Glad to know basic female anatomy and function makes you want to puke, #78 lol
trex454 21
girls are gross 112 :p
menfearme 10
Hahaha. Thats the truth!
dakatabg 31
And did he get it?
gintwinsmoore 20
#4, unfortunately he'll probably NEVER get it. lol
Exaspera 55
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And you had to let him know about this new adaptation because?.....
150493x 29
... Because if you're comfortable in the relationship you tend to be able to talk about anything and everything.
littlekellilee 45
Maybe she needed to go to the store for some and he asked why, noticing she already had a full box of regulars.
chinaski7628 32
Or he saw them in the bathroom cabinet?
AlyssaDiannaa 20
I've had my boyfriend get tampons for me because I desperately needed them and ran out. I'm also extremely open with my boyfriend. OP probably is open with her boyfriend too and maybe asked him to run to the store.
fakedsincerity 32
You're right, it'd be awful for the person you love to find out you menstruate *gasp* and heaven forbid he could do stuff like pick you up pads or tampons when you might need them. Careful he might find out girls poop soon!
DragonflyM_fml 20
I feel bad for ypu, but at the same time this cracked me up. FYL OP.
WCARlover 35
I'm sure he doesn't study up on female anatomy in his spare time so it's not super surprising he (and surely plenty of other guys) would think something like that
Purexinsanity 46
Ignorance is one thing. Jumping to conclusions and assuming your girlfriend must be cheating because of something you have no knowledge on is another.
mountainmanmike 11
I do not agree with that. If you're curious, you ask. If the guy instantly assumes something that serious he's got self esteem issues, on top of being a total idiot.
thejokingguy13 12
Your boyfriend ls a moron
booze_n_bitches 37
Men and their theory of ****** size is laughable! They need to bust those myths in school or something - the number of men who think 'more sex = wider ******' is too damn high!
steam_engenius 21
Seriously!! It's so silly.
big_al69 8
what you think of tight and loose vaginas?
crackyeggy 9
And how more sex makes your labia bigger. Like...seriously? How does that make sense?
Enslaved 38
Imagine his accusations if it was "Super plus"?
praesidiem 16
Hey now, don't jump to accusing OP of sleeping with black men.
dbt88 15
Or the newer ultra ones. Those things are beasts.