Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Bizarre Love Triangle
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
I don't need to see this
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Follow your dreams
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
Consolation Prize
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I set up a date between my roommate, who I'm in love with, and his crush, who I'm jealous of. FML
How the…?
Today, I helped my best friend step out of the friendzone. As a result, I don't have a boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML
Dr. Phil
Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML
Top comments
julfunky 29
No, you didn’t HAVE to. You chose to. Just as you chose not to tell him how you feel about this person.
bloopaloop 27
Slap yourself and go fall in love with someone else.
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bloopaloop 27
Slap yourself and go fall in love with someone else.
RichardPencil 32
Suggest he take her out to the garbage dump and shoot rats with her.
julfunky 29
No, you didn’t HAVE to. You chose to. Just as you chose not to tell him how you feel about this person.
K King AG 9
Can't believe Chandler's still doing this shit to Joey.
GamerChickxoxo 16
why not start a polyamorous relationship pros: -you get the girl -you and your best friend stay friends -he takes her out somewhere half the time saving you $ in the long run -more sexual options to explore cons: fights are way more drama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
vinvin2210 15
been there.. you can't get out of it
Nhayaa 21
Shy people always miss opportunities because they don't stand up and speak for themselves. He's your best friend, even if you don't want to scream it to the world, he should at least be the one person to know. Be a bit more selfish and stop pleasing others over yourself. You matter and deserve way better.