Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, my boss drove past me while I was walking to work, and splashing mud over my uniform. When I got to work, he criticized me for showing up in unpresentable condition. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
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_Peppermint_ 34
You should've taken a picture.
silvercamaro 22
Flip him off at work
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Comments (47)
captainsmegma 12
Tomorrow serve him some pressed ham. Shave your ass first.
23lf 16
Does your boss think you're going to take his job or something?
amdraxx 1
How professional of him
Colon_Man 17
Next time you need to let him win the drag race from the light, Op.
Joshery 14
He's got some issues
trellz17 19
My boss does that to me too. He's just playing, I think.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
These aren't even fml's anymore. Why would you give a shit?
classicsparkles 17
while walking through a parking lot at work the other day a car sped past me and almost ran me over whole the passenger waved at me and I was feeling so indignant that I flipped them both off, afterwards realised that it was my coworker with her girlfriend behind the wheel.
iSativa 24
I flip my boss off and he flips me off. It's like waving at each other. There's nothing wrong with flipping the bird to a guy you work with.
Garrett2818 21
Hell yea 25 that's one of my favorite things about my job.