Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I contacted my biological father, after not speaking to him for some years, as we had a very strained relationship. I received an automated response. It's probably the best conversation we have ever had. FML
Nice meeting you…
Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
How does that work?
Today, after I spent years, and thousands of dollars, searching for my birth father, he changed his mind about adopting me. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
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BurnDammit 0
Awww hun,don't worry ): Maybe he wasn't your father and was just creeped out at your message since it came from a stranger claiming to be his daughter. But if he was your father,then **** him,he's not worth you!
Makaloraii 0
4th He is not your father. The man who raised you is. Better off without him in your life.
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ortega_fml 0
first!
djqlue 0
First of all, how can you tell that the father who you have NEVER met is the guy you just facebooked. How many people have the same name/last name combo? I think you just wierded some random guy out by claiming he was your father. This story sounds strange boderline fake.
godsrightnutsack 0
that sucks. :/
Duckasaurus 0
I found out about all my biological father's side of the family when they found me on FaceBook. I found about 10 cousins.
NotNegativeNews 0
Probably got the wrong guy. And even if it was the right guy, that was probably an unfair shock.
genius_man16 1
Either that or he just doesn't realize that this chick is his daughter. He might not know what her new last name is or what she looks like or anything. So how's he to know?
giganticbrain 0
What the **** is "shoked"? OH! Did you mean "shocked"? And did you also mean to say "consider" instead of "concider"? And "seems" instead of "seams"?
fridalovesyou 0
geez you sound like my english teacher. Calm down.
cookiemobzta 0
YDI for not "meating" him in person
Br8y16 0
hahahaha XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ImFatAndLonleyFM 0
no idiot, the same thing happened to me. My dad left when I was 1 so Its a bit different but let's say he left before OP was born. That doesn't mean OP hasn't seen pictures
BurnDammit 0
Awww hun,don't worry ): Maybe he wasn't your father and was just creeped out at your message since it came from a stranger claiming to be his daughter. But if he was your father,then **** him,he's not worth you!
lem0n_fml 0
But she didn't add him, she sent him a message and he went out of his way to not only ignore it but BLOCK her. If he isn't her a father, and simple "I think you've got the wrong person" would do nicely.
noscope_ftw 0
shudda sent him nudes
detroitsucks247 3
^ WTF
733yoda_fml 19
If you interpret #2 literally, I find its a bad idea to make love to your own father
peoc 0
Maybe hes never met you, or doesnt know you exist
Makaloraii 0
4th He is not your father. The man who raised you is. Better off without him in your life.
Sammara 0
How do you know that there is a man who raised the OP? You don't know why the biological father wasn't in the picture, either. Don't get all judgmental.
SuperFlyTilliDie 0
Well even if there wasn't a man that raised her, why would she want to know the man that had nothing to do with her this far in life? I mean, if she's never met him then he's just a stranger... I don't get how just because they have the same genes she needs him in her life. Just because you're related to someone doesn't make them family.... Families have love.
hahaha6 0
Yes, but there are a lot of kids who feel like something is missing when they haven't met a parent, or both parents, even when they are raised by two perfectly loving people. Ever heard of Darryl McDaniels from Run DMC? He was depressed half his life and didn't know why. A couple years later he found out that he was adopted. Once he had met his mother and found out a little bit of where he came from, he is a different man today. It doesn't always make sense. But sometimes, you just need to know....
EmaBella_fml 0
It's true I'm adopted and I've met my biological mother but never my biological dad. And it just doesn't feel right not knowing...
_anonymoose_ 0
What a jerk.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha awww rejected :S Well you're probably better off without him.
CL41RE 0
gosh that's mean :/
Moemoemoe_fml 0
You real father is whoever raised you, not the guy whose little swimmers made it to the egg. If he knew about you and blocked you, he's a jerk, if he didn't... try a less sudden approach next time maybe. ^^;
barlessprison 16
What did you expect? If you've never met him, it was probably a huge bomb to drop on him by just claiming to be his daughter and sending him a Facebook message. Another approach would have probably worked better.
EmaBella_fml 0
That's true but maybe she was really excited! And that seemed the best way to reach him.
Vagrarian 2
Just go on with your life, and hope that douche isn't genetic.