iswearicandrive
United States
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
pgmonster
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Wreckless Eric
Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML
TJ AJ RJ / IV the V
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Diego, United States
Bad sign
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
sdgsfvbkuhkj
United States
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Anonymous
Cough up
Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML
in_hardik
United States
Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Ilovelife07
United States
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
patch91
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)
DocBastard 40
You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.
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Comments (50)
upintheorange 5
oh, that's lovely.
gooBUZZ 0
Everyone ready for all the "It's because you're a woman" statements? But seriously, OP, that sucks.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
unbelievable! maybe the Y chromosome holds the good driving skills gene
gooBUZZ 0
Lol #12, what does that mean? Haha. :S
DocBastard 40
You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.
gooBUZZ 0
Not really. I was more laughing because I have no idea what he's talking about. Even though that doesn't make sense. Oh well.
Yog_Sahaw 0
That's not it, 12. Men can be sucky drivers, too; it's just that they don't care enough to post it on FML.
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds humiliating. However, any care he had or has for that car was (and still is) a wasted effort. As illustrated by your careless destruction, caring about possessions is as pointless as life itself. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
cradle6 13
#16 Women: xx chromosomes Men: xy chromosomes. Women have no y chromosome.
Welshblood123 0
#32 You are correct partly (xx = F xy = M) but there is a third xxy which I think is an african runner what is known as - think is female not exactly sure
thirdtesticle 0
I was going to say its because she's stupid.
hussbogman 0
first
iam_just_a_fail 3
Epic fail dude
maxtheman 0
Epic fail dude, OP is a girl, way to go
xxBrokenHeartxx 0
I guess it's your last day 2 :/
JeZaMe 0
Did ur boss find out it was you? rofl.
Jiplo 18
I would think that it would be best to leave your information if you didn't know it was your boss's car first- it would at least show that you're not a scumbag.
Judus_beej 0
do you work at a demolishing derby? then this is not an fml.
Saturn_fml 23
you fool!
xStiina 0
Very skilled there.
CashMula 0
hmm you swear you can drive but you hit a car?
canadian_ftw 8
smooth move x-lax.
BoredomKillsinc 0
say a car sized bird flew in and rammed itself into it