Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, my wife revealed to me that the doctor at the fertility clinic where we stored embryos is her ex-boyfriend. She’s now furious that I don’t trust that our freezer babies are mine. FML
Today, I got a call from my local hospital's emergency room, stating my wife was in labour. My wife and I split years ago, but just haven't divorced. She's been telling everyone I'm the baby's father. My current girlfriend is 7 months pregnant with my child. FML
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Hormones are crazy AF. She will get over it. Plenty of love, reassurance, all the foods she's craving and don't forget to rub her feet.
Nico Noppe 10
"I know that last name... Any chance you're married to [name]? I went to prom with him." I mean, it's obvious the woman told her?
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FluffythePink 23
Hormones are crazy AF. She will get over it. Plenty of love, reassurance, all the foods she's craving and don't forget to rub her feet.
stickyface 17
Um, how did she find out? How did *you* find out? That's a pretty random thing for your wife to twig to without your help. Need more info but you might YDI here with a big helping of FHL for your wife.
Nico Noppe 10
"I know that last name... Any chance you're married to [name]? I went to prom with him." I mean, it's obvious the woman told her?
stickyface 17
That's plausible.
Karmarocks946 9
are you saying you slept with her after came back into town/getting with your wife? or are you saying you slept with her before you got with your wife? whether ydi or not depends on the answer